"Hail Xenu!!!"

Tom "not gay" Cruise may have forced Comedy Central to not re-run South Park's Scientology episode, "Trapped in the Closet". According to an article(1) in today's Variety.com, Trey Parker and Matt Stone issued the following statement:

"'So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!' "The duo signed the statement 'Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.'"(1)

(1) http://www.variety.com/VR1117939918.html