Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Starbucks' Sinister 'Phase Two' Operation

A news article from The Onion has come true. NWCN.com reports on the sinister nationwide plan:


How many baristas can be trained in three hours? What kind of "shot" will these baristas be making and what will they be doing with steaming "milk"? Fortunately, The Onion long ago forewarned us about Starbucks' nefarious activities:

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